Talks with a 4 year old!!

Bedtime a few nights ago with my 4 year old son:

Me: Honey, take your clothes off and put your jammies on.

Him: It's gonna be hot tomorrow.

Me: I know. Take your clothes off.

Him: Can we watch a movie tomorrow that's not this movie but looks like this movie?

Me: H. Take. Your. Clothes. Off.

Him: Mommy, I can't get my grundies off my shorts.

Me: I'll help you. (pulling up grundies, pulling down shorts)

Him: Standing here in grundies with jammies in hands for a full 3 minutes.

Me: Honey. Put your clothes on.

Him: Mommy, they're not clothes they're jammies.

Me: Fine. Put your jammies on.

Him: I can't. It's too hard.

Me: No it's not. Sit down and pull your jammie pants on.

Him: Mommy? Am I handsome? Can L put her jammies on? Where's Barney?

Me. Yes. She is. In his box. PUT your Jammies ON Please.

Him: K. What are these (Holding up shorts)

Me: You know what they are. Put them on.

(5 full minutes later)

Him: Mommy. I can't find the head hole. Can I go watch the movie? I can stay up until it's done. Mommy? Do you like lions? Do you like horseys? It's going to be hot tomorrow. Can we watch a movie that's like this one but different?


ARRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:)