Don't you just hate that?

I found this list here
And just had to snark it. Each one applies to everyone at some point in life! :)

Don't You Just Hate That?
It's about time somebody wrote these down...so i decided to

Don't You Just Hate That?

1) Thinking people read your blogs.
2) Wondering if an appetizer you're sharing with your friend is being divided evenly.
3) Restaurants with stupid animals on the washroom doors that are supposed to tell you if its men or woman.
4) Walking by the same person you've already walked by dairy, produce, and frozen-food section.
5) Watching a movie with your parents that has full nudity.
6) Realizing the shower in your house is a gift from the gods, now that you're in France.
7) When your younger cousins are old enough to tell the difference between a cheap gift from a valuable one.
8) When a woman calls out "Thanks a million!" and waves as her car pulls away, then you realize you gave her the wrong directions.
9) When your childhood friend whose better than you at everything is still better than you at everything.
10) Politicians who think that any economic problem can be cured by opening a casino.
11) The tiny percentage of times that a song dedication played on the radio is actually heard by the person it's being dedicated to.
12) An open bracket that is never closed (like this
13) The feeling you get when you clip your nail too far.
14) The most excercise of your week is driving to McDonalds.
15) Yoga instructors who smoke.
16) That men reach their sexual prime at 19, and women reach theirs at 33, yet it's far more common to see a 33-year-old man with a 19-year-old woman.
17) When your foot rubs against a leather chair emitting a loud, ripping, noise, and every time you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the inital noise.
18) When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull the handle at the same time, and remain locked out.
19) Hitting your toes on big pieces of furniture.
20) Feeling like an idiot when you realize how common the word is that you couldn't think of.
21) Friends who view karaoke as their chance to shine.
22) When you've waited so long to send a gift that sending one now would be more offensive than not.
23) Pets that show affection only before dinner.
24) The momentary chaos that ensues the instant that a cashier calls out, "This register is now open."
25) Table 5: Hank and Eve, Jeffery and Johanna, Lenny and Tamara, Jonathan and Kathy, Aaron
26) When the brief thrill of making the yellow light ends and you're bored again.
27) When your only memory of your sweet sixteen is projectile vomiting on your date's arm.
28) The lingering suspicion, each time you lather up with "2-in-1 shampoo plus conditioner," that it isn't quite as effective as applying shampoo and conditioner seperately.
29) People who exagerrate the danger of picking up broken glass.
30) Being the last person on a long line that no one else seems to be getting on.
31) That people who tell you to "give it 110 percent!" rarely go beyond 74 percent.
32) Feeling that you might fall through every time you step on a metal vent, despite the enormous chance that you won't.
33) When a friend says "I have good news for you!" and it concerns her more.
34) Wedding toasts that end up being more about the person giving the toast than the bride and groom.
35) The slow and painful realization over a period of years that you'll never have a good body.
36) That future generations will look back on the early 2000s as an era in which we did nothing but look back at the 70s and 80s.
37) When your babysitter is too busy talking on the phone with her boyfriend to play with you.
38) When you thank the cashier for packing your groceries but your attempt at brightening her day only earns you a half-honest frown.
39) Feeling neurotic for patting the grease off your pizza with a napkin.
40) When someone asks, "What's up?" and you reply "I'm fine, thanks."
41) The fake road scenery that whizzes past drivers in old movies.
42) Carrying an item that you own into a store that sells that item.
43) Wondering if the guy who prepared your meal is the same guy who scribbled "Shove It!" on the sign that reads EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER USING REST ROOM.
44) Celebrity impersonators who don't give up the bit offstage.
45) When your girlfriend who is sitting on your lap, asks you if she's crushing your legs, and she is.
46) Recieving a birthday card in the mail eight days before your birthday.
47) Getting mail like: "Dear Dad, I really hate camp. I have no friends, and everyone teases me because i can't swim. I want to come home. ---Dylan"
48) The amount of mayonnaise most delis put in their tuna.
49) Never knowing whether to call it seltzer, club soda, or sparkling water.
50) Hoping that people would remeber your birthday.
51) Listening to someone who doesn't know how to play piano play piano.
52) Sharing a long car ride with a dull aquaintance who doesn't feel comfortable with silence.
53) When you sign the back of your credit card and it looks nothing like your signature.
54) Biting your cheek on the swollen area, where you've previously bitten it.
55) Being unable to keep the kite aloft, while your child sits on the grass quietly weeping.
56) When somebody asks you an urgent question, just as you take a large bite into your sandwich.
57) Being the only one who hasn't reached puberty, when the coach shouts, "Great practice! Now let's hit the showers!"
58) Spending every New Year's Eve with your one friend, who is also single.
59) The people outside of the gym peer through the windows while you excercise, making you feel flabby and worthless.
60) When you plan on handing candy out this Halloween by yourself.
61) When your sprinkler jams, flooding a small patch of ground nearby.
62) When you hold the ketchup bottle over your french fries and the first thing that comes out is red water.
63) Listening to a detailed explanation of how to do something you already know how to do.
64) Late fees for a video you didn't have time to watch.
65) Hating yourself for resenting the old lady who takes forever to serve you at Tim Horton's.
66) Tornadoes that don't kill the people who chase them.
67) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
68) During the third day of your honeymoon, all your husband wants to do is watch the NFL draft on ESPN.
69) That bacon will never show up on any diet.
70) Listening to the terrible sound of your voice leaving a message on your friend's answering machine as she plays her messages in front of you.
71) Acting surprised at a surprise birthday party that you knew about weeks in advance.
72) Realizing you left a porno video in your parents' VCR as you stow your carry-on luggage in the overhead compartment.
73) Hating the fact that the written version of a kiss is "Muah!"
74) That the only thing amusing at an amusment park is kids vomiting pink and blue cotton candy.
75) The unfortunate unfashionability of earmuffs.
76) Realizing after severeal attempts that you've been trying to insert a three-prong plug into a two-prong outlet.
77) Rubbing your palm over the wall as you search for the light switch in a public rest room.
78) When lice lay larvae in your daughter's hair.
79) Banana bruises that aren't visible on the outside of the peel.
90) Sensing that your opponent is more interested in physically harming you than winning.
91) When your lies multiply faster than you can remember them.
92) All cap e-mails.
93) People who don't remove their Christmas decorations until March.
94) Remebering the exact moment that you realize Santa Claus isn't real.
95) When the closest you come to achieving your dream of having a pool in your backyard is the plastic kiddie pool filled with brown water by the side of your house.
96) Accidentaly setting your alarm clock for P.M. instead of A.M.
97) Wondering, based on his answers, if the person you're copying from knows less than you.
98) That you can't wear leather pants without feeling some guilt of crossing the line.
99) When an audience claps to a song, but they're out of rhythm.
100) The liquid at the top of your yogurt.
101) Needing to urinate while driving down one of those new super-long, super- efficient super highways that have no bushes for miles.
102) The myth that scaring the crap out of someone can elimate their hiccups.
103) The second-to-last day of a vacation.
104) The vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.
105) Being unable to twist a jar open, but too shy to ask someone else to give it a try.
106) Men who drink diet soda.
107) Disgusting feet in sandals.
108) Needing badly to pass gas during a church sermon.
109) That at 10:27 A.M. you're already starting to think about lunch.
110) Irish films in which everything sounds like "Shite."
111) Finishing a list not because you're enjoying it but to prove to yourself that you're not a quitter.