I've read some of those random old laws that are still on the books from the arcane days of civilization, such as one from my state that says, "A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public." and another that says "Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants." Yeah. These laws were created by the people that were elected to prevent us from harming ourselves or others in our daily doings.
Well, I think I may have broken a law someplace. Do you think, just possibly, that somewhere there's a law that states that you may not feed your three sunburnt tired irritable children PB&J for lunch three days in a row so that you can get them off to the early naps that they so desperately need?
Paddy Wagon, come take me away. Really. It would be a vacation.
Queen of the Knee Highs
- Trisha
- Called the Kingdom of Knee Highs because at one time, all three of my children were at knee cap level or below. They're older and taller now, but not by much. I still refer to them as my knee highs. Which would make me the Queen of the Knee Highs, but I have to give homage to my husband and name it the kingdom, because without him, there really would be no Kingdom, eh? Enjoy the ramblings of this overworked, over stressed mom of three. No guarantees on frequency of posts, but you'll enjoy them when I do get around to it! Blessings!
1 comment:
I certainly don't think that there is a PB&J law. It is however against the law to walk you elephant in NYC with out a proper leash. And stealing a horse in IA is technically a hanging offense. Women are actually prohibited from driving into Little Rock un acompanied by a a man. the list goes on and on. aren't you glad these laws are so well enforced? they sure portect us. from what we don't know. OH yeah, there is a town in AZ that prohibits beating your wife in public on Sunday, well good.
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